This is Our Lady of Useful Things. She is composed of objects that were useful at some time, but whose purpose has been fulfilled, leaving them discarded shells. She has been with me for about a year and a half. She needs a new home.
Our Lady measures 57" long, 18" wide, and stands 26" from the floor. The legs are detachable. I do not have room for her where I'm going.
If you'd like to take this table home with you, it's yours to do with as you please. Add to it, take things off. Put plants on it, or mail. Take the legs off and stand it inside the guest room closet to startle visiting relatives. No questions asked.
Our Lady of Useful Things is available for the low bargain price of Come And Get Her. Drop me a note to make arrangements.
